scientific observations

1. In the past I have been a fan of silver-toned jewelry (I say toned because, of course, it is not real silver). For about the past month, I seem to be wearing gold-toned jewelry whenever I accessorize. I can pinpoint exactly when and how this new way-of-life started. Over Spring Break, I bought a brown purse. A nice one. My thoughts: "I need to get away from so much black.. so if I have this nice brown purse, I will be more apt to do so." This started the revolution of gold-toned jewelry. In a round-about way, obviously.

2. In the past I have also been a fan of lipgloss. Fan is a relavive term.. in the previous sentence it means "obsessed, addicted." For about the past month, I put on LIPSTICK every morning at the end of my makeup application. I am more drawn to the matte look instead of the glossy-can't-really-see-the-shape-of-your-lips look. Whaaa? I cannot pinpoint this one. It continues to baffle me.

3. I wish air conditioning was free.

4. Also, as of late, I am trying this new thing. It's called think-before-you-speak. Now, it does not kick in everytime it should, but like I said, it's a new thing. Sometimes, I will "think" and then realize that I should not speak at all. 7 times out of 10 I do, in fact, speak. But those remaining 3 give me some newfound mystery, don't you think?

5. For some reason I have the urge to buy everyone stuff. Mainly, my little sister, H. She is getting married this summer and I will have to restrain myself from buying her too much house stuff, sexy stuff, etc. It's just.. well.. I've always tried to protect her and make sure she has everything she needs.. so I am feeling that times 20 right now. It's strange and motherish and weird.

6. Speaking of motherish, praise Ye above for my new b.c. It has been my face's saving grace. Why, oh why, did I ever stop taking it? Oh yes, I remember. It made me psycho.

My supple booty is hurting from sitting in this dining room chair without pants on.

See yaaaaa