aside from the bloating that follows...

I feel sexy when I eat guacamole.

It's wierd and gross and embarassing, but I do! I don't even know why.. but since I'm determined to figure out why, I've compiled a list of "whys" in my head.

• Is it the creaminess?
• The saltiness?
• The pretty light green color, and the way it contrasts with the red tomatoes?
• The way some of it inevitably gets left on my lip after shoving the tortilla chip in my mouth so I have to lick it off?
• Is it because Samantha in SATC: The Movie eats it while watching a man undress?
• Or, and I think this one might have some merit, is it because it is one of those trendy indulgent foods that is good for you but still fatty, thus saying to the world "I am so confident with how I look that I am willing to take on the extra calories that come with eating healthy fats!"

I think I've given this one way too much thought.